On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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