but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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