On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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