Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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