Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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