It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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