his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
did i walk over a car last night?
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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