So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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