Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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