What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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