can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
His nipple licking is glorious
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