hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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