Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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