People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
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He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
Randomize