are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
