I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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