if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
You pole danced in your parka.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed