Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?

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(310): View more from California

I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him

(310): View more from California

its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.

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(510): View more from California

I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

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(949): View more from California

Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just found my coat check number in my underwear.

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(805): View more from California

there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

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(419): View more from Ohio

Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.

(206): View more from Washington

That would've been embarrassing.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

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