i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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