At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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