I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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