there were more penises there than on chat roulette
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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