I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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