I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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