I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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