He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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