I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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