The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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