What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
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Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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