found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
