You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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