margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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