dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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