You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Randomize