She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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