His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm just crazy horny about you
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A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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