and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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