Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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