glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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