The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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