Jerry, you need to find god
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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