Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
As shirtless as possible
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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