It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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