I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you will always have a special place in my vag
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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