It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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