Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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