Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just come out here and I will go home with you...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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