How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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