I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Randomize
