Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Randomize
