ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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