Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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