She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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