Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think I died a long time ago.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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