dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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