I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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