Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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