Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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